I'm Lauren. There are three topics that I can confidently debate you on: Vegetarianism, Music, Equality.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
Today was my last attempt and in a strange sense I feel relieved. Life is short and I’m not wasting one more minute on selfish people. AMEN
(Source: buzzfeed)
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
(Source: nigerian)
I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice, and I fucking decided on you.
Unknown (via perfect)
(Source: somethingbeyond)
I dumped some litmus paper on your bitch and it all turned blue cause she basic as hell
(Source: obeseblackguy)
So it is 3 in the morning and I’m posting from my phone but I just had to get this out there….CAN’T YOU JUST BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE? Regardless of having a CONSTANT significant other, you always manage to seek attention from other people…and for that, I feel terribly sorry everyone that tries to do you right. Goodnight
(Source: tippytoesandtiedbows)
